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Date: 23-Oct-02 @ 12:16 AM Edit: 23-Oct-02 | 12:20 AM -
sweetness and light
OK you lot? ... titles for films and programs never made ...
My mate runs a viewers' hotline thing for a tv company and they have this guy phoning up on a regular basis asking if any of the following programs are being broadcast. Of course, none of them actually exist but a few of them should be made. My personal favourite after "City of the Calculators" (the guy's first suggestion, can't you see them all wiggling towards the screen? ee! ee! ee!) is "Six Legged Voltron".
City Of The Calculators
Golden Kin
Tinfoil Terra Nova
Plastic Boy
Alien Sleuth
Compaktor Disk
Nurse S4C
The Fall and Rise of Fearville
Yellow Warriors
Princess Jamie
Hi-Fi Boy
Yellow Lorries
Sea Planets
The Celtic Brochure Shop
Iron Woman, Iron Mother
Video Boy
Space Rat
Nadolig Boy (" a Celtic Science Ficition about an alien Superman")
Dragonthorn ("a Celtic Science Fiction called Dragonthorn")
Banc Girl ("with a 'c'")
Stonewalk
Captain Science Fiction
Battleship Tomato
Puppet Savvanah
Starcat
Six Legged Voltron
Lone Ranger Miniature Size
Supervan
Inner Planets
The Adventures Of Heartbeat
Inner Castles
Celtic Health
Gold Calf ("the full length one")
Little Celtic Trains
Launch
Opal Planets
Green Cowboy