Message 17/20
Date: 26-Nov-02 @ 02:46 PM -
RE: Joke!
Three elderly women are basking naked in a sauna, enjoying their day at
the spa. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first lady presses her
forearm and the beeping abruptly stops. Her two companions look at her
curiously and she explains, "That's my new pager. I have a microchip
embedded under the skin of my forearm, so it's with me at all times."
About 10 minutes later a phone rings. The second old lady lifts the palm
of her right hand to her ear, and begins speaking. Upon finishing her
conversation, she explains to her companions, "That's my mobile phone. I
have a microchip in my hand that allows me to be in touch with anyone at all times."
The third older woman is feeling decidedly low-tech and out of step with
her thoroughly modern friends. She excuses herself and temporarily exits
the sauna. In a few minutes, she returns with a piece of toilet paper
dangling from her derriere. Her chums are somewhat aghast and raise
their eyebrows in embarrassment for her.
Noting their reaction, the old lady retorts smugly, "I'm getting a Fax!"
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!