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Date: 07-May-11 @ 05:43 AM -
RE: up the arse
I'm having difficulting getting my doris to take it up the barking.
She went through a phase where she'd get drunk and very dirty and would let me, in fact she'd insist. Even to the point where one night I was shoving a cucumber up her growler whilst doing her up the gary.
That all stopped months ago though.
Do any other readers have this problem ? If so, what methods did you employ to pursuade your good lady to oblige ?
Any succesfull suggestions will win £5.
Thank you