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Date: 02-Jul-10 @ 02:04 AM -
previous road traffic accident
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a few week ago i had a run in with another vehicle (my fault entirely) and i have suffered shame and cost as a result, however on a lighter note the vehicle that i pulled out on failed to deploy its airbags untill at a complete stand still.
the unfortunate lady driver on first glance looked a stunner, beauty personified, well dressed, lovely make-up and reasonably well together (a catch for any self respecting male).... but seconds later the airbag deployed leaving the poor lass shocked to say the very least, covered in white powder an expression remeniscant of the eighties Tango ads, with hair that looked like it had been jet washed. All in all a Doddy lookie likie........ it took me all my strength from pissing my sides there and then and i to recover any composure.... on a plus side the bitch has screwed me royal with "i fuck you big style.com" solicitors.
moral equilibrium has been maintained.