This all bodes badly for me. Imagine I plan a vacation to Aussie and the U.K. I've never been a big
fan of big tits. I prefer slender women. Just my personal taste. So while in Australia I mention to
someone I think Julia Roberts is attractive which now makes me suspect of pedophilia in Australia.
Next while I'm in the U.K. Australian authorities contact U.K. authorities to inform them of their
suspicions and let the deployment of drones begin. Vacations aren't what they used to be.
And I'm staying away from Italy. I've always believed there has to be extraterrestrial life. I mean
come on. The Universe is huge and still growing and we are not only not the center of it. The Earth
is somewhere in the galactic suburbs of our own mid-sized galaxy. But when the Vatican that
didn't officially acknowledge the world is not flat until the 1980s recently came out with an official
statement that Catholics should be open to the possibility of extraterrestrial life, I'm thinking if the
jolly old English drones don't get me the aliens in Italy will and they'll probably return me to
Australian authorities. So you see my predicament. Screw homeland security and terrorists. I'm
putting myself at the top of my own "no fly list". I'll be better off.
Doesn't this Aussie ruling violate equal opportunity employment laws, if they have them? If a
woman is an a or b cup she can't pay for her college education in the porn industry while a triple d
cup sits next to her in class looking like the cat that ate the canary? Another point worth making is
when I was in school there were two girls that come to mind and probably more that I don't recall
who were d cups before they were legal. Could be pedophiles like d cups.
I'm cancelling my downunderporn.com account, my girlsofmelbourne.com account, my
devianttazmaniansex.com account, and my thegirlsofaussierugby.com account because it takes
longer to download pics of girls with big tits. you know...larger file size.