Message 6/10
Date: 18-Sep-09 @ 12:05 PM -
RE: heh heh
sitar man, you are nuts, lol
i remember whan i was like 10 i read this daft thing which was puns on names - trust me, i think it was Readers Digest, stuck nowhere on holiday or at me grannys or somehting, with nothing else to read... it was right up your street
eg: The Swedish barman... Lars Torders
or the French Ballroom Dancer... Charles Louis Dance
or the nautical archer... Bosun Arrows
omg *explodes*
I've been getting some good jokes from one of my lesbian mates, she sends them by text at random
eg:
My friend told me that he is having really great time shagging a real hot chic... AND her twin!!
I said "Wow! How do you tell them apart?"
"Easy... her brother has a moustache!"
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!