Original Message 1/4                 Date: 19-Feb-09  @  11:56 AM   -   Impulse Buy

Jock

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I've had a real shit time of it lately. So I had one of those "fuck it" moments and ordered myself a brand spanking new Alesis Andromeda A6.

According to the music shop a new batch are on the Alesis production line right now, ready to ship soon. They reckon it will be 2 months before they are available.

So I've ordered one at the manufacturers high price of £2199. dooooooh !


My wife isnt very impressed.

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Message 2/4                 Date: 19-Feb-09  @  08:50 PM   -   RE: Impulse Buy

k

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ha! no sex for you for a few months - there has to be a term for that - like a 'Viz' style term.... the definition would be:

'The denial of sex by ones partner due to ones exorbitant financial outlay on a synth'

but what's the term?... answers on a postcard please

eg:

'Envelope cut-off'
'Cock Filter Cutoff'
'Knob Decay'

etc

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 3/4                 Date: 20-Feb-09  @  03:31 PM   -   RE: Impulse Buy

Jock Munro

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heh heh, aye.

bloody women. Its my sodding money, why cant I spend it on a bit of kit every now and then.

I bet she spends more on shoes and tampons than I spent on music gear.

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Message 4/4                 Date: 20-Feb-09  @  08:45 PM   -   RE: Impulse Buy

sitar

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it risks bringing an std into the home....synthphilis

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