omg, did you see football focus today?... fucks sake, it's just so typical modern england that the inspired answer for raising good homegrown is to spend billions to build some stupid glass and steel monstrous (and no doubt sponsored by McDonalds or Coca-Cola) 'Academies'... what lunacy is that?!!, that's the whole bloody problem imo, no-one thinks they can just go and 'play' football without first getting a 600 quid official strip, special football boots made of endangered lesser-spotted whale foreskin and a multi-billion quid 'academie' to 'train' in with professional coaches
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!