Original Message 1/25                 Date: 20-Nov-07  @  11:37 PM   -   The wife got me some new wheels....

Jock Munro

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Bloody hell, when the wife said she'd ordered a multi-purpose, all terrain utility vehicle for me I was really excited.


It bloody turned up today... imagine my disappointment....




Fuck knows what she's buying this shit for, and why I had to loose my video/dvd/cd library room and redecorate it into a "nursery"

oh hang on.. could be something to do with her being 6 months pregnant.

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Message 2/25                 Date: 21-Nov-07  @  01:55 AM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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ha ha ha! no way!! a baby Jock spawned into the world! kewl!... couldnt you get a 'Land Rover' branded one then?


ha! and no sex for ages afterwards! yer gonna love that one mate!

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Message 3/25                 Date: 22-Nov-07  @  02:53 AM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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Heh heh!Congratulations!Your wife can use that buggy for transporting you back from the pub when you're too pished to walk.

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Message 4/25                 Date: 22-Nov-07  @  09:27 AM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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congrats jock

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Message 5/25                 Date: 22-Nov-07  @  10:52 AM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

Jock Munro

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what do you mean no sex afterwards ?!?!? I wish I was aware of this fact when we made the decision to try for a baby. Doh !

Looks like The Hun and XNXX are gonna be getting a lot more usage over the next few months.

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Message 6/25                 Date: 22-Nov-07  @  06:27 PM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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the hun... lol

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 7/25                 Date: 22-Nov-07  @  07:18 PM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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"what do you mean no sex afterwards ?!?!?"

Well if you can restrain yourself you should wait at least until she gets the placenta out.

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Message 8/25                 Date: 22-Nov-07  @  10:41 PM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

Jock Munro

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ha ha ha ha ha ! yeah and wait for the midwife to leave. Unless she's up for a bit of slap n tickle too.

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Message 9/25                 Date: 25-Nov-07  @  08:58 PM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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Congrats Jock.

Sleepless nights, no sexshe won't ket you near her tits for feckin ages!

But atleast you'll have a right arm to be proud of....

Its not so bad really... we've got 3,

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Message 10/25                 Date: 26-Nov-07  @  10:20 AM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

Jock Munro

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cheers mate. theres that thing again, that no sex bit. Hmmm. I'm getting a bit concerned now.

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Message 11/25                 Date: 29-Nov-07  @  07:44 AM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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congratulations jock.

apparently having sprogs does you the world of good.

about the no sex bit, get her to sign a post-partum* agreement, like a pre-nuptial, like those hollywood types.

*post-birth, i had to look it up, but now it just sounds like afterbirth.

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Message 12/25                 Date: 29-Nov-07  @  12:10 PM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

Jock Munro

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ha ha ha !

Cheers Beds, I'll get her to sign something to that effect. Although I may wait until she's in labour and dosed up on gas and air before making her sign anything.

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Message 13/25                 Date: 29-Nov-07  @  03:16 PM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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and when she is, make sure you get a go on the gas and air thing.. its pretty cool stuff

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Message 14/25                 Date: 01-Dec-07  @  03:05 PM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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there is an upside tho Jock... when you go out with said offspring, women no longer treat you as a potential rapist... with a baby you are officialy 'safe' and you get endless female action while out with the sprog, they are all over you burbling stuff like "Awww isnt he/she loverly!"

and you reply

"yes, yes, isn't he/she!... they are so cute at this age aren't they? (and other well rehearsed lines) um, so what's your name?"

mwuahahahahah!

It's guaranteed MILF action mate up until the wife starts to get suspicious about WHY you are always so keen to go out shopping for some baby stuff... without her

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 15/25                 Date: 01-Dec-07  @  05:53 PM     Edit: 01-Dec-07  |  05:54 PM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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Yeah, those wheels with the baby in it must be ace for cleavage view, better than a dog even !

edit: seemks your wheels are not facing the right way. sorry, no cleavage for you.

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Message 16/25                 Date: 03-Dec-07  @  07:34 AM     Edit: 03-Dec-07  |  07:34 AM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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[scanning humor archives for offspring + masturbatory humor]

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I guess you're on your own with this one, bub. I'm close behind. I just turned 30... wife does the same in June....

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Message 17/25                 Date: 03-Dec-07  @  12:52 PM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

Jock Munro

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ha ha ha ha ! garanteed MILF action. Quality.

Psy, as K said, think of the MILF action !!! Congrats dude.


I got my first antenatal class tomorrow night. Thats going to be fun.... NOT.

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Message 18/25                 Date: 03-Dec-07  @  05:43 PM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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No need for congrats yet... baby psy's are still just a concept at this point. But the ever-nearing reality looms.

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Message 19/25                 Date: 05-Dec-07  @  02:52 PM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

k

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heh, actualy there's a guy who plays Unreal Tournament who's nic is 'MILFhunter'

lol, always cracks me up

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 20/25                 Date: 06-Dec-07  @  01:37 PM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

Jock Munro

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there is a grumble website called MILF Hunter too, interestingly enough.

Which reminds me, I havent had any decent WWW* time for ages








* White Water Wristing

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Message 21/25                 Date: 06-Dec-07  @  06:28 PM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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rofl never heard that one before

hey we could have a contest, like a daily mail sunday colour suplement quizz type word content to find the most euphemisms for a five knuckle shuffle!

er.... and send it in to the daily mail as a quizz suggestion

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 22/25                 Date: 07-Dec-07  @  11:09 AM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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Taking Captain Picard to warp speed.

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Message 23/25                 Date: 08-Dec-07  @  09:55 PM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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Yes, we're aging Dave 

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Message 24/25                 Date: 09-Dec-07  @  12:59 AM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

Jock Munro

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ha ha ha, Taking Picard To Warp Speed, I completely forgot about that one. Classic.

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Message 25/25                 Date: 09-Dec-07  @  05:10 PM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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there was this one guy I used to work with & he used to say he was 'going at it like a bees wing'

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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