Message 16/19
Date: 19-Sep-07 @ 07:20 PM -
RE: joketime
Dear Agony Aunt,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs. The phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when
I ask their names she always says,
"Just some friends from work. You don't know them."
I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she
always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving,
around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way.
Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?
I once picked up her mobile phone, just to see what time it was. This
caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone
out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never
touch her personal property. She then accused me of trying to spy on her.
Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down,
I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I
decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then
hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner
when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
motorcycle that I noticed a small amount of oil leaking through the gasket
underneath the cylinder head.
So ......... is this something I can easily repair myself or
do you think I should take it to the dealer?