Message 7/12
Date: 31-Mar-07 @ 12:34 AM -
RE: For the handymen among you.
this guy goes round to a big house and says "I saw your advert... 'handyman wanted' "
the homeowner says "oh yeah, ok,.. well you can start with the greenhouse, there's a few broken panes of glass"
"ooooo,,, um... i cant do glazing i'm afraid" says the guy
"Well... you could fix up the fence over on the far side there, it needs some new posts and stuff"
"oooooo!... oh no mate, i dont do carpentry I'm afriad"
"well... well.... mow the lawn?"
"Oh no mate ... i cant mow lawns!.... i dont know anything about gardening" replies the 'handyman'
"Well, whats so 'HANDY' about you then?!" retorts ther owner
"I only live round the corner"
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