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Date: 13-Feb-07 @ 08:33 PM -
The Difference Between Guts & Balls!
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you
really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you
informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on her backside and having the balls to say: "You're next."