>It was a White Knight, and Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree were on a River
>cruise, they met on the Top Deck, It was After Eight. She was from
>Quality Street; he was an Old Jamaican. They walked hand in hand
down
>Milky Way and around the Family Block.
>
>They stopped in at the Mars Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a
>Wine Gum. She asked if he could pass her a Coaster, He said
>"Sure...Take 5 ". They Decided to leave as the music was too loud, &
>neither of them liked M&M.
>
>On the way out he bought her some Roses, She said they were her
>Favourites. They walked down to his sports car, it was a Red Ferrero.
>He made some small talk, and tried to make out like he was a Smartie.
>
>She spoke a little but didn't say much as she didn't want to Polly
>Waffle on. He suggested they should go somewhere quiet. She said if
you
>play your cards right you might get lucky aftertea. He replied, After
>Dinner?.. Mint! " At this point he knew she was Cherry Ripe!
>
>He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said. "And
>I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky
>Bars, They felt Smooth & Creamy. He thought to himself, They'll
>definitely melt in your mouth & not in your hand. He told her that he
>had a King Size Bar, but she thought he might just be telling
Fantales.
>
>They checked into a Motel and went straight to the bedroom. Mr
Cadbury
>turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before
he
>slipped his hand down into her Snickers and felt her Kit Kat. She
>started to play with his Fruit & nuts, But then she said "Stop!" He
>thought she was a Malteaser, But he still wanted to Jaff-er. So he
showed
>her his Curly Wurly. Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly
>Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He
>thought this was Fantastic as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
>
>It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When
>he finished, his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted
Moro
>but he needed to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers
>looked very appetising...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her
Sherbet
>and gave her a Gob Stopper. He was exhausted, so he rolled over for a
>Flake.
>
>Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
>Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms
>Rowntree had been with All Sorts!!.