Message 9/17
Date: 13-Sep-05 @ 08:08 PM -
RE: Congratulations to England
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You could never imagine a player like that cunt Boycott at the crease for a day and a half these days
lol - he's prolly too busy duffing up t'wife!
so Richie's hanging up the commentary mic for good eh... ah... it wont be the same without him
I must say one thing, the new brand of sports 'commentators' just have fuckin verbal diarrhea !! - i watched alot of the snooker earlier this year (fuckjin great games)....they never fucking shutup!!!.... jesus, yes!!... i can fucking SEE he's going for the pink, i dont need some retard to tell me every time what COULD happen if he misses!
bloody Uk sport has absorbed that whole yank-style talking endless shite commentary technique... y'know, as if somehow that's going to make it MORE exciting if two retards are freaking out about it all the time verbaly,,,, & it's the same with the tennis!
you're watching the tennis and there's 2 imported yanks commentating:
"well of course jim, he was seeded 126 back in 1998 when he entered the game from the junior league!...since then he's ranked fairly high, but after that bad loss in the US open back in 2003 his ranking slipped somewhat"
"Thats right tom!!!!... in fact i dont think we've ever seen him looking more ready for a game, he's playing so well, he's taking the game TO his opponent, he's stretching himself to come to the net and forcing his opponent to...."
excuse me, would you two CUNTS shut the fuck UP!!!... I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE FUCKING TENNIS!!!!!!
man, the old boys new how to let you enjoy the flipping game, these new pundits just fuckin yap for the sake of it and ruin the game, and i tried turning the sound down for the snooker, but it's not the same without the odd coughing fit from the audience and the clack of the balls & cue etc... fucks sake, there should be a movement against overuse of commentary verbage!
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