Message 7/9
Date: 06-Nov-04 @ 03:08 AM -
RE: search function, please...
K:
Proposition 1: You're a suck-fish. You're a female cheese grater. You're a smelly bear. You're like an injured chimp, a fat hamster, a wrong antelope, a real goat, a fake sheep and a tweezered, rabid mallard. You squeeze tomatoes, remove talcum powder and run goose races. You stare desirously at Frank Sinatra, touch llamas in the wrong places and film cats as they sneeze homoerotically. You entertain sexual fantasies about inanimate objects with which it is illegal to copulate.
Proposition 2: I felch ferrets
Conclusion: I win.
Broken Finger:
You would accept the sexual advances of a unicorn. You behave like an undelicious pie. You like to moo at night; therefore, thou art a nocturnal bovine wrongness. You dress up as a pigeon and roam cretinously around famous city squares, unsuccessfully begging for small pieces of bread.
'Twas but a request, K. There was no need to attack me so personally. I am now deeply hurt and will never get over it.
An Egg Hatches and the Wrong Animal Comes Out.
Togo