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Date: 26-May-03 @ 08:14 PM -
Sars
A man suspected of SARs is lying in bed with an mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my
testicles black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr Wang, I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?" Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
The Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so she marched over to inquire what was wrong.
"Nurse," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"
Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pyjama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up pyjamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with your testicles!!!"
At this the man pulled off his mask.
"I SAID!!!!!: Are my test results back???"
Ian