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Date: 01-Apr-03 @ 02:47 PM -
Posh N Becks Joke
David Beckham decides to go horse riding.
>
>Although he has no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse
and
>appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops
along at
>a steady pace.
>
>Victoria admiringly watching her husband.
>
>After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose
his
>grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck
shouting
>for it to stop.
>
>Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as
>David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is
only
>saved from hitting the ground by the fact he still has a grip on the
horses
>neck.
>
>David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but
his
>foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups.
>
>As the horse gallops along David`s head is banging on the ground and
he is
>slipping into unconsciousness.
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>Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!!!!
>
>Hearing her screams, the Tesco Security Guard comes out of the store
and
>unplugs the horse.