Original Message 1/26                 Date: 10-Mar-03  @  11:41 AM   -   Dangers of Beer

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Funny for a bit

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Message 2/26                 Date: 10-Mar-03  @  11:49 AM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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Hee-hee! This is one of my favorite anti-drinking warnings.

Regards.

Steve.

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Message 3/26                 Date: 10-Mar-03  @  12:36 PM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

§ï†ÅR

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They're both funny. I read a quote the other day-

"Drink Budweiser and it comes out looking like water. Drink Guiness and it comes out looking like Budweiser."

Probably an old quote but I had never heard it.

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Message 4/26                 Date: 10-Mar-03  @  01:24 PM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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You should try Irish Guiness! I mean sheesh... what that stuff does to your piss is not right!

Steve.

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Message 5/26                 Date: 11-Mar-03  @  02:39 AM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

pict

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It's what it does to your arse you should be worried about.

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Message 6/26                 Date: 11-Mar-03  @  06:19 AM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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yeah really.... why does it burn so much??

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Message 7/26                 Date: 11-Mar-03  @  06:51 AM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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whats the diff between the stuff that is in Ireland and comes over here?

always wondered about that

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Message 8/26                 Date: 11-Mar-03  @  04:02 PM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

§ï†ÅR

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We never get the real stuff from germany either. They have to chemicalize it before they send it here to conform to our FDA rules.

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Message 9/26                 Date: 11-Mar-03  @  04:21 PM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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Bud is chech, different drink - actually contains alcohol: )

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Message 10/26                 Date: 11-Mar-03  @  04:41 PM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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The story is that Guinness doesn't travel well so the farther you are from Dublin the worse it gets. In Ireland they'll tell you the Guinness in Dublin is better than the Guinness in Galway. Now it's brewed here in England but it's not as good as the Irish stuff. Not as smooth tasting somehow. I don't know what passes for Guinness in the US but I'll bet it ain't as good as in Ireland.
And Budweiser... yeah you've got to be careful not to mix up Budweiser US (piss) with Budweiser Budvar (Czech, gorgeous). All this talk of beer is making me thirsty

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Message 11/26                 Date: 11-Mar-03  @  04:51 PM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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I had a bit of guinness this weekend, solid black poo's I did!

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Message 12/26                 Date: 11-Mar-03  @  05:05 PM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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You obviously didn't drink enough,a real session produces the famous bowel condition known as "Bitumen Bum" some people suspect that this is where the idea for Tarmac comes from.Only 6 days to go before the annual marathon of stout swallowing.

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Message 13/26                 Date: 11-Mar-03  @  09:43 PM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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Age old joke, but no one has said it yet and it belongs here, so here goes:

Why is American beer cold?

So you can tell it from piss!

Oh... ha ha ha, how funny. I just coudn't help myself... errrgh.  

Steve.

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Message 14/26                 Date: 12-Mar-03  @  12:00 AM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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It's just as well the Irish make good stout because their uisge-beatha tastes like the smell of cat piss.

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Message 15/26                 Date: 12-Mar-03  @  12:21 AM     Edit: 12-Mar-03  |  12:22 AM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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Anyone ever tried Hogaarden (spelling?)? Now that stuff smells worryingly like the little yellow, or blue (sometimes even pink) toilet fresheners found in pub lavatories accross the world.

Steve.

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Message 16/26                 Date: 12-Mar-03  @  12:26 AM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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Don't eat the yellow mints!

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Message 17/26                 Date: 12-Mar-03  @  03:33 PM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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Pict, I'd agree that Paddy tastes like cat piss, but Bushmills single malt is a drink to rival all but the best Scotland has to offer. I may know f*ck all about dance music but get me onto booze...

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Message 18/26                 Date: 12-Mar-03  @  04:38 PM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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Amen to Deano.. Bushmills is the dogs danglies...  

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Message 19/26                 Date: 13-Mar-03  @  09:42 AM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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i drink irish by default, the scots blended stuff is rarley as unifrormly smotth, hic.

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Message 20/26                 Date: 13-Mar-03  @  09:46 AM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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an that Hoeegaarden needs a bit of slow pouring to leave the yeastr in the bottom and a slice of lemon, and its a bit tricky if you use the right glass cos the lemon can cover all the way round and its a bit of a lemon flavoyured opposite of a filter cos it ADDS that fresh lemony taste to each mouthful


ahhhh bring it here

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Message 21/26                 Date: 13-Mar-03  @  05:21 PM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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Cheddar blended whisky (e.g. Bells)is for washing wounds.Single malts are the only ones worth drinking in my opinion.I tried a Belgian white beer a while back it was revolting it tasted like it had been made out of sweet smelling flowers really thick and sickly tasting.

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Message 22/26                 Date: 24-Mar-03  @  06:43 AM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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Found another. Only 9 beers though??

psy

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Message 23/26                 Date: 24-Mar-03  @  04:10 PM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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You should try Trappist Monk Beer. Instant head .

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Message 24/26                 Date: 25-Mar-03  @  07:46 PM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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I dunno, some of the Belgian Lambics are quite tasty as beers go, but as far as harder booze an Irish single malt, Tyrconnell is quite tasty, smooth while a bit mild. I'm a bigger fan of the Scotches myself, like Highland Park or Glenmorangie with the Madierra finish. Lagavulin is quite acceptable, and Oban is really nice as well. I know the critics are much more fond of consistency in distillates, but I'm a far bigger fan of stuff with numbers casks and such that have more individual character. Certainly more hit or miss, but the hits are unreal.

Regarding the Guinness, it's long been known that a good night of drinking it, followed by a hot vindaloo on the way home from the local will always deliver the dreaded Ring Stinger to poor soul forgetting reason, and indulging senses.

Ape

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Message 25/26                 Date: 25-Mar-03  @  10:24 PM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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ouch

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Message 26/26                 Date: 25-Mar-03  @  10:57 PM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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doh ! if I had taken the trouble to log in, my previous post wouldnt of indicated that trappist monk beer gives you "Instant Head". It should of read instand head f*ck. ahem... honest.

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