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Date: 01-Dec-02 @ 02:15 AM Edit: 01-Dec-02 | 02:17 AM -
parrot joke
Guy goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. There's a selection of birds in various stages of dishevelment... He points to the first parrot which is blue and says;
"How much is that parrot?"
"That parrot, sir", says the petshop owner, "is 5 thousand pounds!"
"Five GRAND!" says the man... "That's rediculous, it's just a parrot!"
"Ah!", says the petshop owner, "but that parrot, can sing the entire catalog of Cole Porter!"
"Ok", says the guy, "How much is that green one... It's a bit tatty looking"
This parrot is like missing a few feathers, and generaly a bit shabby...
"That parrot", says the petshop owner, "is 10,000 pounds sir!!"
"Ten fakin' GRAND!", says the man... "But look at him, he's tatty & missing half his feathers!"
"Ah!", says the petshop owner, "But that parrot can sing the entire catalog of Cole Porter.... Backwards!!!"
"Fuck me!", says the bloke....
Then the man spies a 3rd parrot, which is totaly fucked u... the floor of it's cage under the perch is littered with feathers .. it's almost bald... it's got one leg, and one dead eye etc!
"So, that one is well fucked up!", says the man, "Look at the state of it!... How much is he, he must be cheap enuff for me to afford"
"That parrot", says the petshop owner... "Is 25 thousand pounds"
"twenty-five grand!", says the man... "What the fuck can HE do!!?"
"I dunno", says the petshop owner.... "But the other two call him 'Master' !"
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!