Original Message 1/32                 Date: 07-Oct-02  @  09:33 PM     Edit: 07-Oct-02  |  09:34 PM   -   scouse bashing

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arigh, meight?

oh yeah, it's a scouse keyboard.

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Message 2/32                 Date: 07-Oct-02  @  09:34 PM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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hahahahaha

very funny;)

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Message 3/32                 Date: 07-Oct-02  @  10:34 PM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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a - a - a !!... calm down!

oh no!!... a fatal attack of Stan Boardman-itis!!

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 4/32                 Date: 07-Oct-02  @  10:38 PM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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i'm still in stitches. hehe. "ferry"

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Message 5/32                 Date: 07-Oct-02  @  11:07 PM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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dammit I wish I understood you fuckers sometimes!

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Message 6/32                 Date: 07-Oct-02  @  11:11 PM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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I know. It's not fair. There's no AMERICAN humor. Fuck.

I even looked it up, found out what Scounce is, and still don't get it.

Fuck.

psylichon

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Message 7/32                 Date: 07-Oct-02  @  11:12 PM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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ahahahahah. serious? heh.

not like american humor is better. I just hate bein outta tha loop

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Message 8/32                 Date: 07-Oct-02  @  11:14 PM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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That's what I'm saying. There is no American "loop" for the Brits to be left out of. It's not fair they get all our jokes!

psylichon

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Message 9/32                 Date: 07-Oct-02  @  11:25 PM     Edit: 07-Oct-02  |  11:27 PM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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er, well.. 'scousers' are people from Liverpool (like the beatles) ...

and they say: 'eh' a lot, like like americans would say: 'know what i mean' (They pronounce it 'A' - hence the repeated use of the letter A on the keyboard'

Another favourite phrase is 'calm down', usually uttered when someone is becoming argumentative.. which is another stereotypical 'scouser' characteristic....

The ferry button is a reference to the ferry which carries people across the 'mersey' (a large river which liverpool straddles)..

Liverpuddlians (as they are known, believe or not) have a rich history, they were a major port during the days of the british empire and the haunt of sailors from around the world. There is thus a large mixed race population and the stereotypical 'scouser' is often portayed as having curly hair.

The typical male 'scouser' is purported to often be seen wearing 'shell suits'... (sports wear made of nylon or other man-made materials) and trainers.

They are well know for their sense of humour and 'down-to-earth' attitude.

Hope this helps our US cousins..

 

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Message 10/32                 Date: 07-Oct-02  @  11:33 PM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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hehe, scousers are from liverpool, and the joke is all they say is a! a! a! (eh? eh? eh? in a scouse accent), calm down! & ferry! (ferry 'cross the mersey, gerry and the pacemakers) it's also a comedy sketch (harry enfield and a couple of others dress up in permed wigs, moustaches and shell suits, drinking fighting and going a! a! a! calm down!)

it's just the way they talk really, and them being a bunch of thieves, the city had a huge smack problem in the 80s and very much a working class city were often portraied as stupid (much like the welsh) by the "rest of britain" i.e. the south east of england, all of whom are wankers and think everyone else has a chip on their shoulders when in fact it's them that are the greedy shits who've runied it for the rest of us.

hehe, southern poofs.

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Message 11/32                 Date: 07-Oct-02  @  11:37 PM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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what's the difference betwenn edwina currie and margaret thatcher?


edwina currie fucked major, thatcher just fucked the miners.

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Message 12/32                 Date: 07-Oct-02  @  11:42 PM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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LOL!

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 13/32                 Date: 08-Oct-02  @  12:06 AM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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damn guys! thanks for the lesson in culture!

now if anyone ever says scouse..I will be IN the loop!

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Message 14/32                 Date: 08-Oct-02  @  01:11 AM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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Y'wot?

Y'wot?

Y'wot?

Y'wot?

Y'wot?

A?

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Message 15/32                 Date: 08-Oct-02  @  08:55 AM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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Top pic

psylichon - Wondering how your new found "Scounce" wisdom is helping with this thread

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Message 16/32                 Date: 08-Oct-02  @  02:18 PM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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You could convert that joke to "Canadiens" as well. They have the "eh" thing too, at least people from Ontario do.

-Craig

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Message 17/32                 Date: 08-Oct-02  @  04:31 PM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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Now I get it.
This is the part where I should be laughing, no?

I'm sure it's funny over there.

psylichon

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Message 18/32                 Date: 08-Oct-02  @  06:38 PM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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dey doo do don' dey do?

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Message 19/32                 Date: 08-Oct-02  @  06:48 PM     Edit: 09-Oct-02  |  12:08 AM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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That's excellent bedwyr! Tee-hee-hee! I just spent the weekend in Liverpool and got started on by a bunch of 13/14 year olds wearring... you guessed it! Kappa/Addidas Shell-suits. We've decided that the original Darwinian image of human evolution (monkey to human) should be modified to account for scallies. It all started with the Turkey for them. Just listen to them speak (speaachh) and you'll know what I mean. All those glottal fricatives. I mean, damn, are they really that necessary?!?!

Regards.

Steve.

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Message 20/32                 Date: 08-Oct-02  @  11:51 PM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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yes

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Message 21/32                 Date: 09-Oct-02  @  12:31 AM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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necessary? What do you mean 'necessary'?

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Message 22/32                 Date: 09-Oct-02  @  01:18 AM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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OUTSIDE!

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Message 23/32                 Date: 09-Oct-02  @  01:20 AM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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NOW!

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Message 24/32                 Date: 09-Oct-02  @  03:16 AM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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lol the funny thing is that i can probably use that keyboard. Infact most people prob wouldn't even really need their letters on their keys. Unless you are one of those who type with your two index fingers. The only problem is if it only says A.

The weird thing is I also say calm down alot (or i used to?). I dunno about eh though. Isn't that a canadian thing?

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Message 25/32                 Date: 09-Oct-02  @  12:34 PM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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as we progress, we tend to become more leaky, ie. the noosphere, more crosstalk. you're undoubtedly soaking up someone else's knowledge there.

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Message 26/32                 Date: 09-Oct-02  @  08:48 PM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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you are me as i am you and we are all together, goo goo g'joob... you will be assimilated...

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Message 27/32                 Date: 09-Oct-02  @  09:33 PM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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it's "koo-koo-ka-choo"

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Message 28/32                 Date: 09-Oct-02  @  09:39 PM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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Not according to the 'Magical Mystery Tour' double EP with printed lyrics it's not...

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Message 29/32                 Date: 10-Oct-02  @  12:21 AM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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totp2 instant karma  

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Message 30/32                 Date: 10-Oct-02  @  01:08 AM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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I remember years ago, whilst on tour with some legends, we had this fella who was the cook for all of us. He didn't lift speakers, or drive, or anything, but he was a fuckin wicked cook, and one of the best damn house DJ's I've ever heard in my life. Hands down. He was a testy one and every bit the Scouse, and if you asked why he was acting like a tosser, he'd smile and say "Kooz ahmma fookin Scouse! That's wahh!!" No bones about it. Good man. Dunno if he's still breathin, but if he is, hat's off to ya Para. Hope you're doin well. I miss ya.


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Message 31/32                 Date: 10-Oct-02  @  12:07 PM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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yes, it's definately Goo goo g'joob, lyric book or not. One of the best rock songs ever written.

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 32/32                 Date: 10-Oct-02  @  06:47 PM   -   RE: scouse bashing

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"Kooz ahmma fookin Scouse! That's wahh!!"

For some reason, that sounds more like Geordie, to me...

 

And now it's stuck in my head.

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