you don't find my ukulele ensemble quintessential, marc?? "ukulele, steel guitar, and the washtub bass.. and the smile on uttuman's face.." that's the fackin life i tell you.
thanks for saying stuff at me guys.. your companions have done a lousy job of filling up dancetech with fascinating things to respond to, and i'm not ready to open mesa yet (is anyone ever??)
i think it's:
oh, pray thee, stumpy gnomes
venture not into our homes
for randy the handyman's given their charge
and in this he doth labour alone
alone, alone
so for the sake of your stones
pray gnomes, leave him alone
if you do value your stones
and if you get into his record collection
leaving his tapes all garbled
you can be sure, before dusk is adjourned
you'll be catching it in the yarbles
the yarbles, the yarbles
you'll be catching it in the yarbles
so go play a game of marbles
or sustain a blow to the yarbles
so don't leave a knock in the wall
and don't flood the bog in the hall
if you heed not my call and do any, or all
you'll be finding his boot in your scrotum
your scrotum, your scrotum
it's far too droll to say codpiece
so if having your bells rung would displease
leave randy the handy his ease
okay you can all hold hands and titter like a bunch of spotty girls at me now.