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Date: 15-Feb-00 @ 11:45 AM -
ESI 4000 CONTACTS ALIENS
SETI(SEARCH FOR EXTRA TERESTIAL INTELLIGENCE)HAVE CHANGED THE NAME TO ESI (EXTRA SILLY INTELLIGENCE)AFTER MR THEODORE BURTON PICKED UP A TRANSMISSION OF ALIEN ORIGIN WHILST TWEAKING THE VOCAL FORMANT FILTERS ON HIS TRUSTY 4000 QUOTED AS SAYING GOR BLIMEY GUVNR I WAS TWISTING ME WIFES MOANS SAMPLED DURING THE PEAK OF FUN AND THIS MESSAGE JUST CAME THROUGH BUT INSTEAD OF ME TELLING YOU WHAT THEY SAID YOU SEND IN YOUR IDEAS.........................
STAN THE MAN