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Date: 21-Sep-04 @ 11:41 AM -
Fringe Festival Jokes
Edinburgh Festival Jokes
The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be
sh*tting herself. (Colin & Fergus at the Pleasance)
Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind people were given pointed sticks? (Adam Bloom at the Pleasance)
Q: Who are the most decent people in the hospital?
A: The ultrasound people. (David O'Doherty at the Gilded Balloon)
A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She
said,
"Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?" I said, "All
right,
butwe're not going to get much done." (Jimmy Carr at the ICC)
Sleeping with prostitutes is like making your cat dance with you on
its hind legs. You know it's wrong, but you try to convince yourself
that they're enjoying it as well. (Scott Capurro at the Pleasance)
My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help
thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen. (Jimmy Carr
athe
ICC)
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. (Demetri Martin at the
Assembly
Rooms)