Original Message                 Date: 22-Aug-03  @  10:44 PM     Edit: 22-Aug-03  |  10:45 PM   -   in the bar again

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then there was the time I staggered into yon bar with a steering wheel stuffed in me pants. "Ya know ya gots a steering wheel stuffed in yer pants, there matey?" The barmaid asks of me.

Arrrrr, it's driving me nuts, is my reply.

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Message 31/34                 Date: 29-Aug-03  @  01:00 PM   -   RE: in the bar again

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Blooaargh, Granny farts!

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Message 32/34                 Date: 29-Aug-03  @  02:00 PM   -   RE: in the bar again

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4 irish mates have there own company called 'Murphy, murphy, murphy and murphy'

cos there all called murphy!

anyway the phone goes and murphy answers it. "hello, can i speak to murphy please?"

"sorry, he's out"

...."ok, can i speak to murphy then?"

"sorry, he's at a meeting"

...."ok, any chance i can speak to murphy instead?"

"nope, sorry, he's not in today"

...."oh right, can i speak to murphy then?"

"yep, speaking"

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Message 33/34                 Date: 29-Aug-03  @  03:34 PM   -   RE: in the bar again

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that made me chuckle, probably because it was stupid, but i liked it anyway

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Message 34/34                 Date: 01-Sep-03  @  01:21 PM   -   RE: in the bar again

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my missus is on blob. got a flange like jack the rippers hanky.

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