Message 18/34
Date: 27-Aug-03 @ 07:50 PM -
RE: in the bar again
guys dog gets hit by a car, he's mortified!
takes it to the vet hopin it can be saved.
vet says "sorry, it's dead"
"BUT NO! I love that dog!"
"well, we can try a few things just to make sure"
"PLEASE!"
so...guys in the room with his dog, and in walks a Black Lab...walks around the table the dog is on sniffin and snufflin, then walks out.
in walks a feline variety...climbs all over the dog, purring and meowwing and all that. walks out
doc comes back in and says "well, your dog is definitely dead"
"ok, well, I guess theres not much to be done then. How much do I owe you?"
"$750"
"$750?!?! FOR WHAT?"
"well," says the vet "$50 is for the office visit, and $300 each for the Lab Tests and Cat Scan"