Message 12/17
Date: 05-Jan-10 @ 02:05 PM -
RE: Happy Christmas then!
My sister in law gave me a jar of homemade tomato and apple chutney for Christmas, with a look of pride on her face.
I fucking threw it at the wall and said "I want a proper fucking present you tight slag, if I wanted a jar of pickle I'd go to the supermarket, now wheres the fucking Race n Chase set that I asked for ?"
Then I kicked her in the cunt.
Fucksakes, the cheek of it.