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Date: 08-Feb-10 @ 11:58 AM Edit: 08-Feb-10 | 06:54 PM -
RE: Super Bowl tomorrow
haha! we're in your group. you guys just wanted an easy win.
i guess there will be sports between nfl seasons this year. winter olympics which can be fun
to watch. world cup, FA cup, european cup.
baseball is boring. just look at the managers in the dugouts barely able to keep themselves
awake.
golf...the most interesting thing that's happened in golf....ever....is a company is selling golf
balls with pictures of the faces of women who had extramarital affairs with tiger woods printed
on them. one of those women is taking the company to court because she believes hitting a
ball that has a woman's face painted on it with a golf club promotes violence to women and i
see her point but i still have to admit i got a chuckle out of the whole thing. what she did to tiger
woods wife Elin could as well be considered violence to women, just not the physical kind. but
yeah she does have a point and every golf joke i've heard is about golfers hating their wives.
why would a woman marry a golfer in the first place?
tennis? give me a break. you pretty much have to be blue blood to even get your foot in the
door. so much for getting top athletes in that sport. just look at john mcenroe. grew up in a
wealthy neighborhood in queens, ny. lawrence taylor's serve would have knocked mcenroe
clear into the women's court at wimbleton had taylor played tennis.
basketball. could have been a good sport except if you friggin make contact it's a foul.
bowling? near where i live the slow speed road that winds around the mall runs past the
entrance to a bowling alley and right at the entrance is a speed bump so you have to slow
down even more. i understand that though. imagine the irony of spending a few hours bowling
then stepping outside and getting "pinned" under a car.
ice hockey. i wonder why mike tyson never got into that sport. those would have been fun
games to watch.
car racing. oh look! he's making a left turn! look! he's making another left turn! wow! he's
making another left turn! it's no wonder spectators watch with the hope of seeing a good
crash and burn.
kick boxing. now that would go well combined with european football..."extreme soccer"
figure skating. seriously. why do they call it "figure" skating? it's gotta be because those girls
have nice figures. i'm surprised feminists haven't gone all pitbull over that one. oh yeah. nice
looking women drives feminists crazy. i think this year i'll watch figure skating just to piss off
feminists.
and i haven't even had my coffee yet. espn should give me my own sports segment.