Original Message                 Date: 13-Dec-02  @  02:58 PM   -   that time of the month?

psylichon

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"A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ - depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. And if she is menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

psy

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Message 51/101                 Date: 21-Dec-02  @  08:27 AM   -   RE: that time of the month?

espoo2

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How do you blind a woman?

Put a windshield in front of her face.

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Message 52/101                 Date: 21-Dec-02  @  08:27 AM   -   RE: that time of the month?

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Whats a sure fire way to give a woman an orgasm?

Who the F3ck cares!?

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Message 53/101                 Date: 21-Dec-02  @  08:28 AM   -   RE: that time of the month?

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Why dont you get a woman a watch for christmas?

There's a clock on the stove!

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Message 54/101                 Date: 21-Dec-02  @  08:29 AM   -   RE: that time of the month?

espoo2

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What does WIFE stand for?

Washing, Ironing, F3cking, etc...

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Message 55/101                 Date: 21-Dec-02  @  08:30 AM   -   RE: that time of the month?

espoo2

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap the b1tch.

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Message 56/101                 Date: 21-Dec-02  @  11:01 AM   -   RE: that time of the month?

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ok ok. the balance has shifted yet again

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Message 57/101                 Date: 21-Dec-02  @  12:13 PM   -   RE: that time of the month?

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Espoo you are a bad man, well no, you are a good MAN, but if ultimate victory needs them to be relaxed and not ready for it then you are a bad MAN, but if you are in tandem with someone else and just playing the bad cop then... aww fk it,

no, make tender sweet luurve to it

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Message 58/101                 Date: 24-Dec-02  @  06:40 AM   -   RE: that time of the month?

Pongoid

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Espoo, I'll bet you don't spend enough good quality time with many ladies these dyas, do you? Cummon. Be nice, and they'll usually be nice back.

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Message 59/101                 Date: 24-Dec-02  @  03:04 PM     Edit: 24-Dec-02  |  03:05 PM   -   RE: that time of the month?

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you need to send her a nice gift mail order, like this!  

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 60/101                 Date: 27-Dec-02  @  02:44 PM   -   RE: that time of the month?

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Whoooaaa!!!! hang on a minute there. Referring back to what Trillium said...

"OKAY!!!! Enough!!! I will finally reply. One would think, on a site with hardly ANY females, that you all would try to do what you could to keep the ones that are here. Hmmmmmmm...???"

What the hell are you implying by that ? Some bird flashes her tits in the forum and we are all meant to stand there gawping, with an open jaw and our tongue hanging out, like cavemen ?

LOOK..... WO... WO...WOMAN.... ?!?!

Fuck you. So you have a pair of tits and have more than one use for a cucumber. Bully for you. Doesnt mean that all of us blokes are gonna bow down and give you the courtesy youre after purely because your a woman.

You dont instantly earn respect because of your sex.

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