Original Message                 Date: 31-Oct-02  @  09:56 AM   -   Ten Wacky Animal Facts

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1. The house fly hums in the key of F major.

2. Tigers have striped skni, not just striped fur.

3. A goldfish has a 3 second memory.

4. The giant squid has the biggest eyes in the world.

5. The male gypsy moth can smell the virgin female from 1.8 miles away.

6. A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't.

7. Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

8. Pigs can become alcholics.

9. A Blue whales tounge weighs more than an entire elephant.

10. The waste produced by one chicken in its entire lifetime can supply enough electricity to run a 100-watt buld for 5 hours.

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Message 51/76                 Date: 03-Nov-02  @  07:57 PM   -   RE: Ten Wacky Animal Facts

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thousands of dying flopping fish.. making me think of americans..

i had a great one today "aaah'd laaahk murmbrumumbrmum aw' tweh-fo' am durmurhmbruhhuh" "i'm sorry, could you repeat that?" "uhhhay, whah yuh aehhsk mah tah saiehh evurrthan uhgin?" "because i can't understand what you're saying" "wuhelll FUUUHURCK YEEWW"

a classic moment that lives eternally in my memory (inc. before it occured.) hour after hour of ignorantly inarticulate pissbrains. america - perhaps the country that's done more than any other to reverse evolution. well it's either this or driving fertilizer trucks into the shawpayhn mawuhl. "american? die."

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Message 52/76                 Date: 03-Nov-02  @  07:57 PM   -   RE: Ten Wacky Animal Facts

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oh, humans, you make me fucking wretch.

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Message 53/76                 Date: 03-Nov-02  @  08:00 PM   -   RE: Ten Wacky Animal Facts

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yeah, man. animal facts make me hate humanity, too.

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Message 54/76                 Date: 03-Nov-02  @  08:19 PM   -   RE: Ten Wacky Animal Facts

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rurik...dude...do you really think that theyre stupid BECAUSE theyre americans?

dont think youd run into unintelligible idiots in your beloved england, eh?

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Message 55/76                 Date: 03-Nov-02  @  10:48 PM   -   RE: Ten Wacky Animal Facts

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ahahahah, you admit it!

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Message 56/76                 Date: 03-Nov-02  @  11:35 PM   -   RE: Ten Wacky Animal Facts

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I don't think there is much correlation between unintelligibility and idiocy...

KJk skjhsisaj kj!!! is what i say..

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Message 57/76                 Date: 03-Nov-02  @  11:35 PM   -   RE: Ten Wacky Animal Facts

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rurik?

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Message 58/76                 Date: 03-Nov-02  @  11:45 PM   -   RE: Ten Wacky Animal Facts

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Fnarg!

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Message 59/76                 Date: 04-Nov-02  @  02:10 AM   -   RE: Ten Wacky Animal Facts

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If you feed a dog chocolate it dies.

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Message 60/76                 Date: 04-Nov-02  @  02:25 AM   -   RE: Ten Wacky Animal Facts

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if you feed liberals truth, they cringe....err, wrong thread

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