Message 47/48
Date: 25-May-10 @ 11:47 PM Edit: 26-May-10 | 01:44 AM -
RE: damn
the book of enoch is a chapter that was removed from the bible centuries ago. enoch was
supposedly noah's grandfather. ethiopian christians still include the chapter in their bible. even
so there is a part that of the book of enoch that has been totally excluded and is nowhere to be
found.
one day enoch was working in his home when he heard a voice calling him,
"enoch........enoch"
enoch looked around and seeing nobody he answered, "who is that? who's there?"
"it's god enoch"
"who?"
"god. haven't you heard of me?"
"breaking news.....NO. go away"
after a moment of silence enoch went back to work until again he heard,
"enoch........enoch"
"who is it this time?"
"it's god again"
"look, i don't know who you are and i don't want to know. now go away!"
there were a couple of moments of silence but then again enoch heard,
"enoch........enoch"
"for fuck's sake i'm trying to get some work done here. who's there?"
"orange"
"orange who?"
"orange you glad i didn't say god?"
thus the birth of enoch enoch jokes.