Message 26/70
Date: 20-May-03 @ 11:55 PM -
RE: Pay attention we're everywhere
only two fender-bender accidents in my life (car not bike, but still funny, both of em)
One was on my way to driver's ed. Yes, until recently, it could correctly be stated that if I had never taken driver's ed, I'd have a perfect driving record. Until...
More recently I was on my way to get weed. You see, I generally try to never run out of weed. And I'm pretty much always high, so when I'm driving, I'm high. This may piss some of you off, but oh well. The fact of the matter is, the FIRST time I drive sober (on my way to get high) in many years, I get in a fender bender (partly my fault). Luckily dude had no insurance, so he handled things himself. My car was fine. Anyway...
I only get in accidents if irony is involved.
psy