Original Message                 Date: 21-Oct-02  @  03:38 PM   -   surrealist fun for all the family

steef

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"steef is a teddybear that cannot be removed
from your house! It is made from recycled
cardboard and recites haiku."

quality.

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Message 21/54                 Date: 23-Oct-02  @  09:12 PM   -   RE: surrealist fun for all the family

influx

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yeah pongoid we werent just making shit up 

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Message 22/54                 Date: 23-Oct-02  @  09:56 PM   -   RE: surrealist fun for all the family

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love
love is a tricycle that fetches your hat, revolves and affixes to any flat surface.

life
life is a shopping bag that checks your spelling, is laced with vodka and glows with an eerie green light.

sex
sex is a CD player that cannot be removed from your house! It produces 240v of electricity and probably won't work.

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Message 23/54                 Date: 23-Oct-02  @  10:29 PM   -   RE: surrealist fun for all the family

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insect overlord is a web page that jumps like a frog! It knows what you want before you do and responds to temperature changes.

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Message 24/54                 Date: 23-Oct-02  @  11:12 PM   -   RE: surrealist fun for all the family

influx

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that is some silly shit!

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Message 25/54                 Date: 23-Oct-02  @  11:18 PM   -   RE: surrealist fun for all the family

answer man

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the key to the universe is like a normal biro,
but it must be replaced every morning.

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Message 26/54                 Date: 24-Oct-02  @  12:05 AM   -   RE: surrealist fun for all the family

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Man, this thread could really go on forever now, couldn't it? :}

sadaam hussein is a Christmas tree that plays the American national anthem [!], has no moving parts and can be used by the whole family.

george w. bush is a fridge magnet that runs on compressed air, is completely reversible and hovers.

(das deep man)

my dick is a vacuum cleaner that's not suitable for children, is actually just a solid block of plastic and has a million household uses.

AHAHAHAHAHAH, now that one's good! I bet all your dicks do the same thing... heheh

psylichon

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Message 27/54                 Date: 24-Oct-02  @  12:44 AM   -   RE: surrealist fun for all the family

influx

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oh yeah! is it the same every time?

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Message 28/54                 Date: 24-Oct-02  @  01:02 AM   -   RE: surrealist fun for all the family

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yup.

click the new linky people, it's for a better
tomorrow (:

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Message 29/54                 Date: 24-Oct-02  @  01:36 AM     Edit: 24-Oct-02  |  01:38 AM   -   RE: surrealist fun for all the family

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not impressed with that one, steef :}

now the first one... man, get me away from this thing:

my ass is like a normal waffle iron, but it's laced with vodka.

my scrotum is a blow-up doll that emits heat!

www.dancetech.com is a featureless cube that records memos and displays pornography.

a fart is a stereo system that sticks to the skin!


try typing in "a gun" and see a glitch!

Oh my god can you tell I have no life or what?

psylichon

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Message 30/54                 Date: 24-Oct-02  @  01:41 AM   -   RE: surrealist fun for all the family

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"www.dancetech.com is a featureless cube that records memos and displays pornography. "

bwwwahaaaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah

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