Original Message                 Date: 20-Nov-07  @  11:37 PM   -   The wife got me some new wheels....

Jock Munro

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Bloody hell, when the wife said she'd ordered a multi-purpose, all terrain utility vehicle for me I was really excited.


It bloody turned up today... imagine my disappointment....




Fuck knows what she's buying this shit for, and why I had to loose my video/dvd/cd library room and redecorate it into a "nursery"

oh hang on.. could be something to do with her being 6 months pregnant.

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Message 21/25                 Date: 06-Dec-07  @  06:28 PM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

k

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rofl never heard that one before

hey we could have a contest, like a daily mail sunday colour suplement quizz type word content to find the most euphemisms for a five knuckle shuffle!

er.... and send it in to the daily mail as a quizz suggestion

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 22/25                 Date: 07-Dec-07  @  11:09 AM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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Taking Captain Picard to warp speed.

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Message 23/25                 Date: 08-Dec-07  @  09:55 PM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

Maarten

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Yes, we're aging Dave 

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Message 24/25                 Date: 09-Dec-07  @  12:59 AM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

Jock Munro

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ha ha ha, Taking Picard To Warp Speed, I completely forgot about that one. Classic.

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Message 25/25                 Date: 09-Dec-07  @  05:10 PM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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there was this one guy I used to work with & he used to say he was 'going at it like a bees wing'

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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