Message 207/246
Date: 19-Nov-99 @ 06:07 PM -
RE: I am a GOD
There is a planet called Zinforx in the Minos galaxy, 4 billion light years away, which consists of a species (Syksations) whose intellect reaches far beyond the comprehension of mankind. These beings share the same genetic makeup as humans and also walk as means to travel and sit as means to become stationary. The chairs that these beings sit in all have little holes in the center of the seat. When a Syksation sits down, a small marfigulous type species known as the "GarbleDorf" advances to the hole, extends his 12" tongue and proceeds to lick the rim hole of each Syksation’s ass. This event is a common practice for all living on the Zinforx planet.
What I'm trying to tell you is: I am sad because my earthly creation of humans is laughed upon by other Gods because you have become more pathetic than these forever ass lickers. Therefore, I am going to launch a 3 days seminar held by the GarbleDorf presidency to help educate each and every human to put down their weapons, lose their faith in scientific propaganda, turn off Mtv, and start licking ass…..Cause that’s all you’re good for. Thus, I will sell you off, and re-create a new existence called “Blusians”
Keep Praying
Jesus, what is the score?
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