Jock, I've been holdin court in the twats corner for a while. Happy to join ya! I'll tip a couple pints with ya anytime. Even a couple fingers of Scotch if you're feelin it. Nothin blended though. I'm gonna take a guess you know of a couple good distilleries and the numbers of the good casks. ;-)
'I'm gonna be the bastard AGAIN,..." That was the first line I opened with in this thread. Now the reason why things keep being repeated is that they obviously do not sink in.
Big fat, you made a choice and changed how you were. Hat's off to you.
Yeah debate is pointless. No sense in trying to argue logic against emotion. It's like trying to debate the validity of religion with a zealot. The zealot can never have the honesty to look at the possiblity of error in his religion, so he has to just try to discredit the person debating against him cuz he really has no argument. Classic scenario. If you can't argue the evidence, discredit the one presenting the argument and its presentation.
1) Hey that's shit on your shoe.
2) Dude, you're fucked up for saying that.
1) No, really it stinks. Go on, take a look, that's shit on your shoe.
2) You are such an asshole.
3) Yeah 1 you are a total dink. I heard what you said to XYZ, and I think you are an asshole too.
1) But can't you smell that? Are you saying that it's not really dogshit, or that it can't be rubbed off? 2, why don't you go wipe that shit off of your shoes and stop stinking up the joint?
3) I'm so tired of you 1. You're such a dink. You're just trying to be an asshole.
1) No, I just don't like the smell or the tracks on the rug.
2) Can't you shut up already? It's not the my shoe's fault for finding it. Also, that could be that rare flavor of innuit fudge, that's like totally rare and is made in some secret way...
1) 2, it's shit. It smells like shit, and you can wipe it off. You don't need to get therapy or some special wax to pollish your shoe soles, just go out and wipe it off!
3) You are such an asshole!! Tell me about your pee-pee!
1) Leave my pee-pee alone. 3, you are the one who's being an asshole here. I'm just saying that that is shit on that shoe and it can and should be rubbed off. It's offensive to everybody else at the dinner party. It's not my house, but it's lame to bring that shit in here, and even more lame to act like it's not there or not shit.
2) No it's not!!
3) It's not his fault he couldn't see it in the middle of the walkway, he was lookin at his watch, trying to keep up with the time!!! You're an asshole 1!!!
1) You mean he didn't know what a dog is or know that that is hit, or that he stepped in it?
3) You're such an asshole!! You're so immature!! You're so selfish.
4) 1, you used to be less of an asshole. Yeah maybe it's shit, maybe it stinks, or maybe it's some ectoplasm from another dimension, or it could be that eskimo fudge. I stepped in shit and wiped it off, but it might be super rare eskimo fudge shoes that somebody can't take off that sometimes makes that smell.
5) Hey I have that eskimo fudge! I don't like your pee-pee, and you talk to much!!! You're an asshole, 1.
1) 5, do you stink too? 2, is that shit STILL on your shoe?
2) I didn't step in it. A poodle must have come up, and wiped it's ass on me!!! It's not my fault! I need somebody else to wipe it off!!!
3) 1, you're such an asshole.
1) The shit still stinks, no matter how much of an asshole I am.....
This is not a perfect illustration, but I think you can get the picture. You think I enjoy any of this? You know what? Fuck it. Go ahead and love fat people. Coddle them and be enablers for them. Keep tham fat. In fact I've wasted too much time on a lot of you assholes already. Besides none of you need help. You already know all of it, so why should I care or bother?
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