Message 14/28
Date: 05-Nov-10 @ 02:50 PM -
RE: catch 22
hehe, i worked in forestry once upon a time, and i had to work with this guy for months alone in woods. he was a weird old-boy nutter, born in kent, worked in the mines as a kid, started smoking a pipe at age 8 etc.
anyhoos, he pre-fixed every noun with the adjective of 'c*nting'
serious, it was like almost every other word. The "c*nting chainsaw" the "c*nting hammer", the "c*nting petrol can" etc etc, month in month out. What cracked me up was one time he was talking about something to do with his wife and even then he used this 'technique' and referred to his wife as "C*nting Eileen"
ffs.
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!