Message 14/25
Date: 01-Dec-07 @ 03:05 PM -
RE: The wife got me some new wheels....
there is an upside tho Jock... when you go out with said offspring, women no longer treat you as a potential rapist... with a baby you are officialy 'safe' and you get endless female action while out with the sprog, they are all over you burbling stuff like "Awww isnt he/she loverly!"
and you reply
"yes, yes, isn't he/she!... they are so cute at this age aren't they? (and other well rehearsed lines) um, so what's your name?"
mwuahahahahah!
It's guaranteed MILF action mate up until the wife starts to get suspicious about WHY you are always so keen to go out shopping for some baby stuff... without her
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!