Original Message                 Date: 28-May-03  @  09:42 AM   -   Electric or Petrol

Jock Munro

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I went out at the weekend and bought myself one of these ..

http://www.diy.com/bq/product/product.jhtml?PRODID=178425&paintCatId=&CATID=182706

May I say it was worth every single penny. Mowing the lawn is now leisure time, not chore time. No more electric cables to have to pull out the way, frigging around with extension leads..etc.. its truly liberating. I'd choose petrol over electric any day.

I cant wait until my lawn needs another cut. In fact if anyone wants me to do theirs then let me know.

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Message 11/23                 Date: 28-May-03  @  08:05 PM   -   RE: Electric or Petrol

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hehe, you wanna watch what you wish for

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Message 12/23                 Date: 28-May-03  @  10:17 PM   -   RE: Electric or Petrol

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lol! - well I'd like to see it 'Ultrasound' round my rizlas and not suck them up! - bastard Roboto chang!

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Message 13/23                 Date: 28-May-03  @  10:19 PM   -   RE: Electric or Petrol

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nah Jock... That's what you want!

http://www.online-sex-shop.co.uk/toys-men/deluxe-wanking-machine.html

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Message 14/23                 Date: 28-May-03  @  10:20 PM   -   RE: Electric or Petrol

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ing hell! - are you suppose to get your knob into that hole!!??... How??

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Message 15/23                 Date: 28-May-03  @  10:20 PM   -   RE: Electric or Petrol

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lol!!

Better than the Wife!!!

"I can't believe the erections I have time and time again with the deluxe automatic wanking machine. It gives me a better blow job than my partner, and she just loves watching me use it."

Harry, Oxford

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Message 16/23                 Date: 29-May-03  @  09:00 AM   -   RE: Electric or Petrol

Jock Munro

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ha ha ha ha ! Perhaps his missus is like shagging the elephant mans hat, hence why he resorted to a machine.

I couldnt have robot lawn mowers, or vacuum cleaners. The lawn mower would get nicked within 2 seconds of putting it out on the front garden, and the vacuum cleaner thing is just stupid. Your just about to rinse one out over a copy of razzle when all of sudden this fucking robot thing rides over it and sucks the mag up. Bollocks to that.

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Message 17/23                 Date: 29-May-03  @  11:22 AM   -   RE: Electric or Petrol

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eeee... she had a twat like Gandalf's sleeve, an when she parted her legs it were like watching open heart surgery being performed in a carwash!  

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Message 18/23                 Date: 29-May-03  @  02:31 PM   -   RE: Electric or Petrol

Jock Munro

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bloooarghhh !

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Message 19/23                 Date: 29-May-03  @  05:50 PM   -   RE: Electric or Petrol

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dayamnnnnn!

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Message 20/23                 Date: 29-May-03  @  06:27 PM   -   RE: Electric or Petrol

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oh my lord....!

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