Original Message                 Date: 10-Mar-03  @  11:41 AM   -   Dangers of Beer

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Funny for a bit

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Message 11/26                 Date: 11-Mar-03  @  04:51 PM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

BJT

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I had a bit of guinness this weekend, solid black poo's I did!

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Message 12/26                 Date: 11-Mar-03  @  05:05 PM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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You obviously didn't drink enough,a real session produces the famous bowel condition known as "Bitumen Bum" some people suspect that this is where the idea for Tarmac comes from.Only 6 days to go before the annual marathon of stout swallowing.

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Message 13/26                 Date: 11-Mar-03  @  09:43 PM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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Age old joke, but no one has said it yet and it belongs here, so here goes:

Why is American beer cold?

So you can tell it from piss!

Oh... ha ha ha, how funny. I just coudn't help myself... errrgh.  

Steve.

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Message 14/26                 Date: 12-Mar-03  @  12:00 AM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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It's just as well the Irish make good stout because their uisge-beatha tastes like the smell of cat piss.

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Message 15/26                 Date: 12-Mar-03  @  12:21 AM     Edit: 12-Mar-03  |  12:22 AM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

Steve Roughley

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Anyone ever tried Hogaarden (spelling?)? Now that stuff smells worryingly like the little yellow, or blue (sometimes even pink) toilet fresheners found in pub lavatories accross the world.

Steve.

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Message 16/26                 Date: 12-Mar-03  @  12:26 AM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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Don't eat the yellow mints!

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Message 17/26                 Date: 12-Mar-03  @  03:33 PM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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Pict, I'd agree that Paddy tastes like cat piss, but Bushmills single malt is a drink to rival all but the best Scotland has to offer. I may know f*ck all about dance music but get me onto booze...

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Message 18/26                 Date: 12-Mar-03  @  04:38 PM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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Amen to Deano.. Bushmills is the dogs danglies...  

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Message 19/26                 Date: 13-Mar-03  @  09:42 AM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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i drink irish by default, the scots blended stuff is rarley as unifrormly smotth, hic.

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Message 20/26                 Date: 13-Mar-03  @  09:46 AM   -   RE: Dangers of Beer

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an that Hoeegaarden needs a bit of slow pouring to leave the yeastr in the bottom and a slice of lemon, and its a bit tricky if you use the right glass cos the lemon can cover all the way round and its a bit of a lemon flavoyured opposite of a filter cos it ADDS that fresh lemony taste to each mouthful


ahhhh bring it here

burp

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