Message 12/17
Date: 21-Dec-06 @ 06:27 PM -
RE: joke corner
A marine biologist years ago discovered a new diet and metabolic regimen that would keep his dolphins alive forever.
Part of the treament required him to bring the meat of a particular breed of baby seagull, found only near the lake on the far side of a forest.
While transporting the seagulls through the forest on the way back to the airport, he came across a pack of lions blocking the road.
They were all sleeping, so he had to very carefully tiptoe around them to not wake them up
He managed to do that safely, except that he was met by a policeman on the other side and immediately arrested.
When asking the cop the reason for his arrest, the officer said:
"Attempting to take young gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises."