Very ammusing Sitar, so ammusing I had my dog look over it, but as yet am still awaiting the Lab report.....
....on a darker note (and true), a body was recently found (yesterday) in a field local to where I live, the body was burnt and deposited in a dustbin.
During my visit to the local tavern (drunkards hostelry) I happened upon a police notice warning "Behave or be banned", was it wrong to adjust said sign to read..."Behave or be binned!"?