Original Message                 Date: 17-May-07  @  10:17 AM   -   bloody cats!!!

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woke up looking forward to a nice cold sausage sarnie for breakfast... the bloody cats had snaffled them in the night!!... all that was left was one half sausage on the kitchen floor, bastards!

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 11/12                 Date: 16-Jul-07  @  08:21 AM   -   RE: bloody cats!!!

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Growing up, our cat would eat the tinsel icicles on the Christmas tree (shiny metalic plastic shreds) that would eventually comes streaming out her butt. My mom would yank em out as she walked by. Always made me wince.

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Message 12/12                 Date: 29-Jul-07  @  04:25 AM   -   RE: bloody cats!!!

Musineer Productions

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I know what Jock means.

My cat once had one of the missus' hairs coming out of its arse -- had a little poo tangled up at the end too. Found it when Furry Ed clambered onto the sofa for a cuddle. Long hair, more than a foot. Had to remove it slowly over a couple of hours. Never forget her expression (The cat's that is).

Also knew a guy whose cat ate some knitting wool. Sad really, it had to be put down for grisly reasons.

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