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Date: 22-Jul-10 @ 03:07 AM -
New Dog
Gotta dog -- absolutely wonderful little chappy.
However Kids just stopped wetting thier beds and now dog wets them instead - nay not just wets them actually shits them.
Thought this was a problem then discovered the cat is too afraid to leave the house when the dog is in, resulting in cat having no option but to shit and piss in the house as well!
wife has been constantly washing bedding for the last four days.
can only hope after my weekend i can refrain from the usual pissed up sleepwalk.
anybody fancy a journey to "Wildings Wonderful World of Piss and Amonia" tickets available £22.50 per person (ring side a little dearer!)
Woof Woof Martyn.