Message 10/35
Date: 10-Jul-10 @ 12:52 PM -
RE: wow!
Ever see any of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour? It's all redneck humor.
Of course I haven't memorized this word for word so I have to paraphrase but one bit Larry the Cable
Guy did started with him talking about looking around in 'one of them there Victoria Secrets stores".
He said, "You know what I saw in there? Women's undershorts with a hole in the crotch. They cost
$20. Can you believe that? $20 for a pair of undershorts with a hole in the crotch. Hell, I got a drawer
full of those at home. I must be sittin' on 2, 3 hundred dollars right there. Undershorts with holes in
the crotch. One day I drove to my girlfriend's house cuz it was her birthday. I walked into her living
room and she was sitting there, legs wide open, wearing a pair of undershorts with a hole in the
crotch. She said to me, 'You want some o' this?' and I said, 'Hell no! Look what it did to your
undershorts!"