Original Message 1/25                 Date: 20-Nov-07  @  11:37 PM   -   The wife got me some new wheels....

Jock Munro

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Bloody hell, when the wife said she'd ordered a multi-purpose, all terrain utility vehicle for me I was really excited.


It bloody turned up today... imagine my disappointment....




Fuck knows what she's buying this shit for, and why I had to loose my video/dvd/cd library room and redecorate it into a "nursery"

oh hang on.. could be something to do with her being 6 months pregnant.

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Message 2/25                 Date: 21-Nov-07  @  01:55 AM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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ha ha ha! no way!! a baby Jock spawned into the world! kewl!... couldnt you get a 'Land Rover' branded one then?


ha! and no sex for ages afterwards! yer gonna love that one mate!

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Message 3/25                 Date: 22-Nov-07  @  02:53 AM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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Heh heh!Congratulations!Your wife can use that buggy for transporting you back from the pub when you're too pished to walk.

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Message 4/25                 Date: 22-Nov-07  @  09:27 AM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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congrats jock

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Message 5/25                 Date: 22-Nov-07  @  10:52 AM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

Jock Munro

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what do you mean no sex afterwards ?!?!? I wish I was aware of this fact when we made the decision to try for a baby. Doh !

Looks like The Hun and XNXX are gonna be getting a lot more usage over the next few months.

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Message 6/25                 Date: 22-Nov-07  @  06:27 PM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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the hun... lol

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 7/25                 Date: 22-Nov-07  @  07:18 PM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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"what do you mean no sex afterwards ?!?!?"

Well if you can restrain yourself you should wait at least until she gets the placenta out.

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Message 8/25                 Date: 22-Nov-07  @  10:41 PM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

Jock Munro

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ha ha ha ha ha ! yeah and wait for the midwife to leave. Unless she's up for a bit of slap n tickle too.

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Message 9/25                 Date: 25-Nov-07  @  08:58 PM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

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Congrats Jock.

Sleepless nights, no sexshe won't ket you near her tits for feckin ages!

But atleast you'll have a right arm to be proud of....

Its not so bad really... we've got 3,

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Message 10/25                 Date: 26-Nov-07  @  10:20 AM   -   RE: The wife got me some new wheels....

Jock Munro

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cheers mate. theres that thing again, that no sex bit. Hmmm. I'm getting a bit concerned now.

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