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Original Message 1/39                 Date: 20-Sep-05  @  06:08 PM   -   fcuking welsh

beds

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hehe just read this ... apparently blair isn't averse to some swearing at the taffs

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As well as sex at No 10, there's profanity too. Price - a former BBC journalist - reveals that an angry Mr Blair shouted: "Fucking Welsh" when it looked like Labour might lose the first assembly election and said that he couldn't stand "fucking prelates". Mr Campbell was not shy of calling his boss a "dickhead" to his face.



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No 6: THE F***ING WELSH

Esgusodwch fi?

You heard me, I said the f***ing Welsh. The Prime Minister said it and so can I.

Esgusodwch fi?

And thats another thing I cant stand about you people. You speak English behind our backs but when you come near us you start speaking in Welsh.

Esgusodwch fi?

As I was saying. Tony Blair allegedly shouted F****** Welsh when it looked as if Labour might lose the first Welsh Assembly elections, according to Lance Price, the former Labour spin-doctor. I never thought he had it in him.

Esgusodwch fi?

Dont pretend you cant understand me. Loquacious, immoral, stunted, bigoted, dark, ugly, pugnacious little trolls that was A.A. Gill, 1998. Of coursehe got savaged for that  by, guesswho, the Welsh  but he was spot on. Are you listening to me?

Esgusodwch fi?

Not forgetting Anne Robinson. She said that she would like to banish the Welsh into oblivion in Room 101: Ive never taken to them. What are they for? she said. No one in their right mind would go holidaying in Pwllheli, she said. You look the type to come from Pwllheli.

Esgusodwch fi?

But then the police spent £3,800 on an inquiry into her anti-Welsh comments. They assigned four officers to the case. Two of them even went to London, to interview Greg Dyke, the BBC Director-General. £3,800! Of our money. What is Wales, anyway? Ill tell you what it is  a unit of measurement, as in an area the size of Wales.

Esgusodwch fi?

Please, I beg of you, stop using that funny language. I cant take it any more. I admit it, I was traumatised by Ivor the Engine as a boy  but I can change. I have a terrible crush on Charlotte Church. Its agony. Anthony Hopkins is the greatest living British actor. Its all true. Just stop shutting me out.

F***ing English.



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Message 2/39                 Date: 20-Sep-05  @  07:02 PM   -   RE: fcuking welsh

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Message 3/39                 Date: 20-Sep-05  @  11:05 PM   -   RE: fcuking welsh

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heh, after that Anne Robinson thing i was going to me mums and as i got near the border a van passed me quite slowly in the middle lane of the m4 and written in the dirt it said

"I hate Anne Robinson"




is it just me, or when you look at her on tv do you automaticaly think she must have an S&M den at home in the basement?

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!



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Message 4/39                 Date: 21-Sep-05  @  09:24 AM   -   RE: fcuking welsh

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k wrote:

heh, after that Anne Robinson thing i was going to me mums and as i got near the border a van passed me quite slowly in the middle lane of the m4 and written in the dirt it said

I hate Anne Robinson




is it just me, or when you look at her on tv do you automaticaly think she must have an S&M den at home in the basement?


It's just you K, honest...



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Message 5/39                 Date: 21-Sep-05  @  09:25 AM   -   RE: fcuking welsh

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k wrote:

heh, after that Anne Robinson thing i was going to me mums and as i got near the border a van passed me quite slowly in the middle lane of the m4 and written in the dirt it said

I hate Anne Robinson




is it just me, or when you look at her on tv do you automaticaly think she must have an S&M den at home in the basement?


It's just you K, honest...



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Message 6/39                 Date: 21-Sep-05  @  10:46 AM   -   RE: fcuking welsh

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i bet she's a right dutty cow

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!



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Message 7/39                 Date: 21-Sep-05  @  11:10 AM   -   RE: fcuking welsh

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she's a scouse slapper, the doity slaag.



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Message 8/39                 Date: 21-Sep-05  @  11:45 AM   -   RE: fcuking welsh

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I agree with K, I reckon she loves the odd face full of baby gravy, the tuppeny bint. I'd certainly park the pink.



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Message 9/39                 Date: 21-Sep-05  @  12:54 PM   -   RE: fcuking welsh

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her face looks more like a stretched dali print every day...either that or her mouth suffered an inverse stroke

i wouldn't touch her slosh-pocket with chris tarrants'......

greg



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Message 10/39                 Date: 21-Sep-05  @  01:24 PM   -   RE: fcuking welsh

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ha ha ha ! slosh pocket !

nah, you dont look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire. Just imagine her doing all that doity talk whilst yer plugging her rusty, "you are the weakest linHmmpppppffffffffgggnnnnnn"


"take it bitch, say my name, say my name, put yer face on the floor"...etc..etc..



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