Original Message 1/12                 Date: 24-Mar-03  @  11:12 AM   -   Yipee Kia Mother F***er

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British news is reporting that Bruce Willis has rung up George Bush to offer his services in Iraq. George thanked him but declined on the grounds of age. That has to be the funniest thing so far this year. Much better than freedom fries.

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Message 2/12                 Date: 24-Mar-03  @  12:14 PM   -   RE: Yipee Kia Mother F***er

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hoohoohoo.. that cannot be true..

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Message 3/12                 Date: 24-Mar-03  @  01:01 PM   -   RE: Yipee Kia Mother F***er

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Yeah man, I heard that too.

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Message 4/12                 Date: 24-Mar-03  @  01:31 PM   -   RE: Yipee Kia Mother F***er

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let him go, moonlighting was shit.

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Message 5/12                 Date: 24-Mar-03  @  04:22 PM   -   RE: Yipee Kia Mother F***er

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Yeah but Cybil Shephard needed a good rim. I am sure I saw her in a bukkake video last year, dressed up as shirley temple.

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Message 6/12                 Date: 24-Mar-03  @  05:11 PM   -   RE: Yipee Kia Mother F***er

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isnt that shit hilarious? these poor people have been fed images of self-importance for so fucking long they start to believe it.

its the REAL WORLD bruce, no fucking stand-ins allowed

did y'all ever see or hear when Sonny Barger told Nixon the Hells Angels would go to Nam for him?

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Message 7/12                 Date: 25-Mar-03  @  11:01 PM   -   RE: Yipee Kia Mother F***er

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hang on, wasnt it bruce willis who shat his pants after 9/11 and refused to fly ??

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Message 8/12                 Date: 26-Mar-03  @  07:42 AM   -   RE: Yipee Kia Mother F***er

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The same Bruce Willis who warned is ex, Demi Moore not to go out with Bill Clinton, saying he's a bit of a womeniser.

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Message 9/12                 Date: 26-Mar-03  @  09:29 AM   -   RE: Yipee Kia Mother F***er

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Jock: That's the one... he's starring in a new movie 'Cry Hard', where he single handedly elicits sympathy from terrorists by breaking down into tears and hiding..

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Message 10/12                 Date: 26-Mar-03  @  03:26 PM   -   RE: Yipee Kia Mother F***er

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I bet if Bruce Willis came over to London, on a plane, that the first drink he would order as soon as he landed would be a shandy, whilst asking for directions to the nearest shirt lifters bar, dressed as a mincer.

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