Message 8/15
Date: 12-Mar-03 @ 09:38 PM -
RE: J>O>T>D
a guy was sitting at a bar trying to chat up this generously proportioned woman next to him. He warms her up a bit and she starts laughing. Well, while she's yukking it up, her bouncing breasts are coming dangerously close to popping out of her low-cut shirt. The man is noticing this, and eventually catches full glimpse of her left tit popping out into her drink. They both had a look of shock, but the bartender calmly walks over, picks up the fallen tit, licks is clean, and then stuffs it back into her shirt. The woman is unfazed.
Now the man is impressed by this show, and wouldn't mind seeing it again. So he tells a few good chucklers until, lo and behold, her tit pops out right into her drink. He almost goes for it, but the bartender beats him to it, licking it off, and stuffing it back into her blouse.
The man had a hard on like you wouldn't believe, so he rifled off his funniest joke, sending both her tits hurtling into both their drinks. The man excitedly snatches them up and licks them of their alcoholic goodness. The woman promptly slaps the man, stuffs her breasts back into her blouse, and trots off.
The man, stymied for a minute, calls the bartender over.
"What the fuck was that? Why'd she give you so much play and not me? You know her??"
"Naw," said the bartender, "but I have a licker license"