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Date: 07-Jan-03 @ 04:32 PM -
A Joke Introduction
Afternoon Gents. Thought I should introduce myself into DT via a joke. Here goes:
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> >
> > >Bloke goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants. "I want to
> >bury
> > >my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your tits" he
> > >says.
> > >
> > >
> > >"You dirty bastard!" shouts the barmaid, "get out before I get my
> >husband."
> > >The bloke apologises and promises not to repeat his gaffe.
> > >
> > >The Barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants. "I want to
> >pull
> > >your pants down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your arse and
lick
> >it
> > >all off."
> > >
> > >She says, "You dirty filthy pervert! You're banned. Get out!!" Again,
the
> > >bloke apologises and swears never ever to do it again.
> > >
> > >"One more chance," says the barmaid, "Now - what do you want?" "I want
to
> > >turn you upside down, tear your knickers off and fill your pussy with
> > >Guinness, and then drink every last drop from the hairy cup."
> > >
> > >The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to
> > >fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the telly.
> > >
> > >"What's up love?" he asks. "There's a bloke in the bar who wants to put
> >his
> > >head between my tits and lick the sweat off" she says. "I'll kill him.
> > >Where
> > >is he?" storms the husband.
> > >
> > >"Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my arse cheeks and
> > >lick
> > >it off!" she screams. "Right. He's dead!" says the husband, reaching
for
> >a
> > >cricket bat.
> > >
> > >"Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my pussy with
> >Guinness
> > >and then drink it all," she cries!
> > >
> > >The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and switches
> >the
> > >telly back on.
> > >
> > >"Aren't you going to do something about it?" she cries hysterically.
> > >
> > >"Look love, I'm not messing with any bloke who can drink 15 pints of
> > >Guinness..."
> >