Message 9/20
Date: 08-Nov-02 @ 01:17 AM -
RE: Joke!
ewww.
Superman is flyin around after work one day, lookin for somethin to do, someone to hang out with.
Sees the Incredible Hulk and flies down to him
"Hey Hulk. Whats up?!?"
"UNGH"
"Hey...how bout you and me go down get us some girls and some beers?"
"Cant...gotta work. UNNNGGGG"
"Well fuck it then. Cya"
Flies off....cruisin around some more. Sees CAPTAIN AMERICA!
"Hey Cap! Wanna go get us some hookers and some drinks? Have a little fun?"
"Sorry Supe...cant do it. Got a girlfriend now!"
"Awright well SHIT!"
so he flies off and hes thinkin to himself "Well, its too late to start drinkin now, but I REALLY need to get LAID! Guess I'll just head over to the red light and get me a girl"
But as he's flyin over the city he sees WONDER WOMAN on top of a skyscraper. TOTALLY NAKED, legs wide open.
"Hmmm....wonder what she's doin! Wow...I could just fly down there, give it to her real quick...and Id be OFF before she knew what happened!"
so he flies down BOOM BOOM BOOM and flies off, satisfied.
As he's flyin away he hears Wonder Woman say "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!~?!~?"
And the Invisible Man says "HELL IF I KNOW BUT MY ASS SURE HURTS!!!!!"